Ohh poor Michael Phelps. As a Maryland native, I feel a sort of relation to Michael. In my eyes there are two types of people, when you are at a party, let’s say a South Carolina University party… Everyone is drinking, having a great time then you smell a little ganj in the air. Type one person will either say, “ah (in a disgusted way), do you smell that”, or “yeah, someone’s smoking weed”. Then there’s type two person and you can always recognize this person because slowly they stop listening to their conversation and looking around like they heard the most beautiful song playing very silently in the background. Soon their noses go up in the air, sniffing in all different directions trying to find where the scent is coming from. Then all of a sudden their bodies are flying in the air much like a Pillsbury Dough Boy on the Cinnabon commercials (which is just weird in itself how I piece of dough loves the smell of his brothers and sisters getting baked, but whatever).
Michael must have been the Pillsbury Dough Boy in this case because if you want to stay away from weed you can. Pot heads tend to be really chill, of course they are definitely excited about their new brand you gotta try “smell this mannn”, but there is no pressure. No one wants anyone to waste their precious herb. It’s very possible he was just drunk and sometimes that happens and I don’t think everyone should be jumping down his throat for that.
This is how I think it went down, correct me if I’m wrong. So everyone’s getting lit (my friend Andrew calls it that, wasted, just wanted to use it) and a few guys and girls are passing around the bong. These females were probably attractive and attracted to Michael, more for his talent then looks, so they were trying to take big hits to be impressive, but it wasn’t working out. So Michael having the 12 liter lung capacity that he has, he’s like, “step out of the way ladies, let the Olympic swimmer show you how it’s done”. He is wasted, but this act is more for Guiness Book, then the tabloids. Imagine how much smoke he released in that hit. I think people should be clapping for a job well done, rather than shouting he is a poor role model.
Now I am not condoning Marijuana, but I also think there are a lot of worse things Michael Phelps could be tied up with and if he was just experimenting, whats the harm? Now put that bit of information in your pipe and smoke it!
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